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At the beginning of February, most conferences have set their course for 2019.  The ACC (seven ranked teams) and Big Ten (five schools in the top 25) have earned top-heavy reputations, while the rest of the Big 12 is getting in position for Kansas to win the league yet again (I think the Jayhawks could spot anybody a three-game lead Super Bowl weekend and still find a way to capture the conference’s regular season title).  Even the Pac-12 has effectively fallen off the west coast (they’ll wash back in with the next high tide, I believe).  The Big East?  While it  remains the dominion of defending national champ Villanova (Wildcats after early stumbles currently stand atop the league) and while Marquette is a top 10 team, there’s a rugby scrum among the bottom eight.  The week began with one-half game separating third from last place.  Seton Hall and St. John’s have both had turns in the top 25, and are now both securely on the NCAA Tournament bubble, while recent tournament regulars like Providence, Creighton and Xavier are in danger of seeing their respective streaks of making the Big Dance end.  If things hold, be prepared to break out the conference tiebreakers for seeding the upcoming Big East Tournament in March.  And beware– the fifth tiebreaker is a coin flip.

Alma Mater Update- the Orange are a part of a top-heavy ACC one month into the schedule…and have a chance to make a move with five straight games against schools at .500 or below in the conference.  Problem is, two are currently ranked (Florida State & NC State) and there are no easy outs in this league this winter.  Hopefully coach Jim Boeheim won’t be tossing his jacket in frustration anytime soon (he’s done it six times this winter according to nunesmagician.com).

 

Friday’s Game:

#21 Maryland (17-5, 8-3 Big Ten) at #24 Wisconsin (15-6, 7-3), 9 p.m., Big Ten Network.  The last time these two teams played we saw the ceiling and floor of this winter’s Terrapins:  they led the Badgers 33-15 at the half before shooting 5-for-19 with five turnovers after intermission while hanging on to a 64-60 victory.  Since that night the Badgers have won four straight (including an upset of then-#2 Michigan) while holding opponents to 52.8 points per game.  Ethan Happ has been averaging 15 points, 10 rebounds and 7 assists during that stretch and one hopes this battle of big men will be better than the one in College Park:  Happ was held to 10 points on 5-of-10 shooting while Bruno Fernando was hampered by foul trouble (21 minutes played).  Fernando’s more than bounced back from that effort, posting four straight double-doubles.

 

Saturday’s Games:

#12 Virginia Tech (17-3, 6-2 ACC) at #23 NC State (16-5, 4-4), 12 p.m., ACC Network. Wolfpack coach Kevin Keatts led the program to the NCAA Tournament in his first year at the helm;  this winter despite losing four players to graduation and three more to transfer he has the Pack ranked for the first time in six years.  The overtime loss Tuesday to #3 Virginia was just the appetizer in the “Are the Pack for real?” meal; after Saturday’s entree against the Hokies they get dessert next Tuesday at a #9 North Carolina team they lost by to by eight at home.  And rest assured, coach Buzz Williams’ team is more than mere filler between UVa and UNC:  five of their six league wins are by double-digits.

 

#3 Virginia (19-1, 7-1 ACC) vs. Miami (9-11, 1-7), ACC Network.  The Hurricanes are led by Mitchellville, MD product Chris Lykes (16.6 points and 3.5 assists per game) but they won’t have big man Dewan Hernandez Saturday or any other day for that matter.  The 6-foot-11 center was the team’s returning leading scorer and rebounder but has been ruled ineligible by the NCAA for the rest of this year and 40% of next season for entering into an agreement and accepting benefits from an agent.  His absence is one of the reasons why coach Jim Larranaga’s team ranks last in the ACC in rebounding, and as Hernandez heads to the NBA Draft he takes whatever remaining postseason hopes the Hurricanes had with him.

 

American (11-9, 5-4 Patriot League) vs. Holy Cross (12-10, 3-6), 2 p.m.  It’s an iron man matchup as AU’s Sam Iorio and Sa’eed Nelson along with Caleb Green and Josh Grandison comprise the conference’s top four players in minutes per game (Green’s #1 with 37.7 while the other three each average 34+).  The Eagles have won three straight and enter a stretch where they play four of five at Bender Arena.  While Crusaders senior Jehyve Floyd leads the conference in shooting (69%) and blocked shots (2.3 per game), the 6-foot-8 forward doesn’t get a ton of help on the glass as Holy cross ranks last in rebounding.  And AU’s great at making their opponents miss, leading the league in field goal defense as well as defending the three.

 

Howard (10-12, 4-3 MEAC) vs Norfolk State (12-10, 7-0), 4 p.m.  The Bison have won three straight conference games thanks in part to the emergence of junior Chad Lott (18 points per game on 57% shooting), a fantastic compliment to the 1-2 punch of R.J. Coles and Charles Williams (the most recent MEAC Player of the Week).  But they’ll find the first-place Spartans a little tougher than the trio that is a combined 3-18 in league play.  Junior Nic Thomas may lead NSU in scoring, but Derrik Jamerson Jr. has been red-hot from three-point range, making 49 percent of his shots from outside the arc.

 

Richmond (8-13, 2-6 Atlantic 10) vs. La Salle (5-14, 3-4), 6 p.m., ESPN+.  Perhaps the snooze alarm the Spiders hit last winter after a 2-10 start was delayed a month this year: Wednesday they defeated A-10 preseason favorite Saint Louis 84-81 thanks to 58% shooting and going 17-of-18 at the free throw line.  The Explorers have won two straight, but two of their three league wins have come against 13th place UMass and the other was against last place Fordham.  La Salle also sports the toxic combination of being the conference’s worst shooting team with allowing the most points per game. They do have an all-name team guard in leading scorer Pookie Powell, however.

 

George Mason (13-8, 7-1 Atlantic 10) at VCU (14-6, 5-2), 6:30 p.m., NBCSN.  It’s one thing to play well in the A-10, quite another to go down to the Rams’ home gym and leave with a victory.  But hold on–the Patriots did just that last year in an 81-80 thriller at the Siegel Center.  Ian Boyd was the hero that day, hitting a game-winning shot with one second left.  Boyd’s back, and so is Otis Livington II who has a buzzer-beater to his credit  against Fordham earlier this month.  Can Boyd, Livingston and breakout star Justin Kier get good looks against a Rams team that leads the conference in field goal defense as well as containing the three?

 

Navy (6-14, 3-6 Patriot League) vs. Loyola (Maryland) (8-14, 4-5), 7 p.m.  Two teams headed in opposite directions meet as the Greyhounds have won four of six while the Midshipmen have lost six of seven.  Loyola also brings the league’s leading scorer to Annapolis in Andrew Kostecka, although the junior hasn’t had a ton of success against the Mids (25 points over four games on 9-19 shooting) in his career.  If Kostecka and the Greyhounds get hot, the Navy offense that ranks last in the Patriot League in shooting and scoring will be ill-pressed to keep up.

 

Sunday’s Game:

Georgetown (14-7, 4-4 Big East) at #18 Villanova (17-4, 8-0), 12 p.m, FS1.  The Hoyas’ come from behind 80-73 win over Xavier puts Patrick Ewing’s team in sole possession of third place in the conference…but still one and a half game out of league basement.  Even with the consistently uneven season thus far (including a loss to Furman), the Wildcats are the team to beat in the conference.  For the Hoyas recently, Nova’s been the team they can’t beat:  since the re-formation of the “New Big East” they’ve lost 10 of 11 to the Wildcats (eight by double digits).  The defending national champs are led by fifth-year senior Phil Booth in scoring and assists (the Baltimore native also connects on 42% of his three-pointers) who if he needs any motivation can recall a 20-point loss to the Hoyas his team suffered when Booth was a freshman in 2015.  And for the record, Hoyas freshmen James Akinjo (23 points in the second half against the Musketeers) and Mac McClung (27 points against St. John’s at Madison Square Garden) have never lost to Villanova in their careers.

 

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Nothing happens easily for the Skins, right?  A 21-3 lead easily evaporates in the Gulf Coast air as Burgundy and Gold Nation grit their teeth yet again.  One quarter of the season usually provides a better idea of what sort of season we’re going to have as opposed to a one game snapshot.  The good news about this team is that they hit with their franchise quarterback selection:  RG3 will keep them in games they otherwise wouldn’t be competitive.  The bad news about this team is the defense will keep the other team in games they otherwise wouldn’t be competitive.

RG3ver– the rookie passed for 325 yards while running for a touchdown.  He spread the ball around as nine receivers caught passes.  Most importantly, he didn’t throw an interception.  That’s one pick over four games… or four less than Tony Romo had Monday night.

Runningback Roulette Redux– the committee has adjourned.  Alfred Morris notched 113 yards and a touchdown on 21 carries- delighting those who made late morning fantasy pickups in week one and haunting those who were printing up the “3 R’s” T-shirts:  “Roy Helu, Evan Royser & Tim HightoweR“.

Third  and Forever–  the Skins went 2 for 11 in moving the chains… and faced 3rd & 7+ ten times.  A roughing the passer penalty saved one drive… a double lateral before passing saved another… and a third possession was prolonged thanks to a penalty on 4th & 1.  Miracles are much easier on 3rd and short.

He’s Baaack–  Pierre Garcon’s return to the lineup resulted in one 20 yard reception… but the wide receiver’s nose for the football meant he was in the right spot when Robert Griffin III fumbled into the endzone.  Garcon didn’t even need to channel Dave Casper-simply falling on the ball for the first touchdown of the day.

Tale of Two Halves, or the D earns a C–  from allowing 6 points before intermission to 3 scores in the Bucs last four drives… it was another adventure.  A total of 243 yards coughed up in the second half to a team that’s been held to 10 points twice this fall.  Brandon Merriweather needs to get healthy pronto…

Bumps and Bruises– only the Redskins would lose two players to injury–DURING PREGAME WARMUPS.  An “odd pregame collision” between safety Brandon Merriweather and Aldrick Robinson.  Smacks like “bizarre gardening accident” from Spinal Tap.  But once again a necessary piece to the defensive puzzle was kept in the box and not on the field.  Some players just have trouble getting and staying healthy– and it looks like Merriweather may be that miss by the front office.

Kerrigan Comes Through– the outside linebacker notched a sack and two tackles for loss in his second game without Brian Orakpo… exactly what the defense needs if it’s going to get better.  Some people say he’s glasses away from a Clark Kent costume… but I think he’s unwashed hair away from being a James Bond henchman.  You know, the big silent guy who doesn’t say anything, breaks stuff with his hands and usually dies in a classic fight with  007 as the film winds down.*

Kicking Conundrum–  Billy Cundiff saved his place on the team plane with a last-second make of 41 yards… after missing 31, 41 and 57 yarders that would have made the final drive moot.  So far this year the ex-Raven is 6 for 10… quickly approaching Graham Gano’s 10 miss mark of 2011.  Cooler heads say that the Buccaneers special teams are a little friskier on field goal attempts, and that this is an abberation.  Cooler heads are not the majority party in Landover on Sundays in autumn.

Dissecting the Division– four weeks into the season Philadelphia has squeaked its way to a 3-1 mark and first place in the NFC East.  Would Eagle fans rather have their team look semi-awful while winning close games or looking really good like last year when they stumbled in close contests?  Dallas after its debacle on Monday night owns the division tiebreakers so the Cowboys take second place.  The Skins move up one spot to third because they have a marginally better division record than the last place Giants (0-0 to 0-2).

West is Best, and the pendulum swings– two seasons after being the first division to have a champion with a losing record, the NFC West is off to an 11-5 start.  Meanwhile, two other NFC Divisions (East and North) are 9-7… while the South sinks under the weight of New Orleans (the Saints 0-4 stumble the difference between 6-6 and 6-10).  None of the AFC Divisions have composite winning records.  Shades of the early 90’s when the AFC was massively inferior.  Does that mean the Spin Doctors will become cool again?

 

*Bond Villain Henchmen Evolution– Dr. No gave us a femme fatale in Miss Taro… since copied but never better than Fiona Volpe in Thunderball.  From Russia with Love gave us the silent thug in Red Grant… since mimeographed  but never better than Oddjob in Goldfinger.  Sadly, we’ve had to sit through Tatoo from Fantasy Island and Grace Jones over the years.