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The beauty of the NFL preseason is that despite the fact that the league severely frowns on people calling them “exhibitions”, the wins and losses accumulated during August have no bearing on the rest of the year (unlike baseball’s All Star Game).  Teams can rest players for legitimate or imagined reasons as they’re “finding their rhythm” and then if they don’t produce in August those same teams can hide behind the “rust” excuse.

When I learned last week that the Redskins were giving Kirk Cousins the week off I decided to give the Redskins Rehash the week off as well.  I was getting good typing practice reps this summer anyways.  And It’s not as thogh there is any caryover when you’re getting back into the season grind?  I enjayed

the weak off and have compleat confidense  thaksltsksdf I’ll be ready to go with rakjsdfular season rec&ps when the Skinz host Pitsburg one week from Munday.

 

That said, the 21-16 win over Buffalo means the Skins are now 9-2 in the Preseason under coach Jay Gruden and 20-7 in “don’t call them exhibition games” since Bruce Allen returned to Ashburn.  They can still take the August NFC East with a victory over Tampa Bay plus two Philadelphia losses.  August Banners Baby!

Captain Kirk– the face of the franchise struggled early against the Bills before throwing three touchdown passes in the second quarter.  First four possessions against players who for the most part were starters:  4-12 for 36 yards and an INT.  Last three drives against opponents who might not be with the Bills come September:  8-11 for 145 yards and 3 scores.  Perhaps he could have played last week. 

I’m a Backup, not a Savior– Colt McCoy had another solid week in relief, completing 7-10 passes for 59 yards in the second half.  So he failed to generate any points.  We’ll call it the Laufenberg hangover as last year’s Babe Laufenberg Award winner couldn’t hope to equal 2015’s mercurial numbers.  The only question is will the Skins keep Nate Sudfeld as a third QB on the roster or try to practice squad the rookie.

The Shadow Empire–  much like King James II and his descendents that remained pretenders to the throne of England in the 18th century, it will be a while before Robert III’s followers in the DC Metro area will move on completely.  Therefore every pass, sack taken, handoff executed and snap bobbled by the former Face of the Franchise will be pored over by the Burgundy and Gold faithful.  Friday against Tampa Bay (fans could say they were watching RG3 just to get a take on the Skins’ next foe) Griffin completed 8-14 passes for 119 yards and a TD.  He also was sacked five times.  His August numbers as Cleveland’s #1 QB: 18-30 (60%) for 282 yards and 3 TD’s with 1 INT, 5 carries for 40 yards (with one fumble) and 6 sacks taken.  I’m hoping for split-screen coverage when the Skins and Browns are playing at the same time this fall…

Runningback Roulette– Matt Jones is done for the preseason and Chris Thompson was on the shelf last night…meaning Robert Kelley led the Skins in rushing for the second time in three weeks.  The rookie rambled for 51 yards on 12 carries (making him the #1 candidate for the Laufenberg Trophy) while Mack Brown (not coaching at Texas has freed him up) managed 43 yards on 11 tries.  Not a good night for Keith Marshall– who got injured after one three yard carry.  The preseason finale could become a showdown for a spot in the depth chart and a place on the 53-man roster between these three.

Everybody gets a Catch!– another joy of the preseason is that teams can generate gameplans against vanilla defenses (we’ll give a nod to Buffalo being near Canada and call the Bills French vanilla) that can make sure everybody gets fed.  DeSean Jackson?  You get 4 catches!  Vernon Davis?  Three receptions for you!  Laufenberg candidate Ryan Grant?  A 38 yard TD grab!  Pierre Garcon, Niles Paul, Logan Paulsen & Jordan Reed?  Two catches, 2 catches, 2 catches and 2 more catches!  Rashad Ross?  Sorry, bro.  Just a 5-yard reception for you.  How this will translate September 12th against Pittsburgh is beyond me…although I’m envisioning a 3-tight end set just for giggles.

Third and Week 3 of the Preseason– the Skins converted 4 of 13 third downs…while moving the chains on two penalties.  Cousins was 3-5 with 2 assists from the officials while McCoy was 1-6 at staying on the field.  Five of the 7 third downs Cousins was on the field for were passes…6 of McCoy’s 7 third down plays were passes.  Five of the 13 third downs faced were from 1 to 3 yards (Skins converted 3-5), while 2 were from 4-6 yards and 6 were from 7 yards out or longer.

D earns another good grade– yes, these are the Buffalo Bills.  There’s no way that poor quarterbacking has contributed to the fact that they haven’t reached the playoffs this century.  And the fact that Rex Ryan provides a metaphorical anvil to each quarterback he gets his hands on.  They held the Bills to barely over 50% completion rate and under 10 yards per catch while tallying two takeaways.  The fumble recovery by Greg Toler set up their final touchdown of the night and Virginia Tech product Kendall Fuller’s (BEAMER BALL!) interception in the endzone preserved the victory.  Overall, this August the unit that took a lot of lumps last year has played fairly well.  It doesn’t hurt that they have a defensive lineman named Ziggy Hood (one sack).  Cool nicknames always distract one from the actual results. 

Flying Flags– thank goodness they have the preseason to work things out. Ten more penalties for 87 yards…and nine on the offense.  Five holds…and three on Kory Lichtensteiger (when does Bryan Stork arrive in Ashburn?).  Three false starts.  An illegal use of the hands and a false start on Ty Nsekhe…not good news for the 30-year old fresh from playing for the Arena League’s LA Kiss.  Just remember, Gene & Paul had no qualms about cutting Ace & Peter loose in the early 80’s.

Special Situations– Dustin Hopkins missed a 55-yard field goal while nailing all 3 of his extra point attempts.  Tress Way averaged 53 yards on his 6 punts.  No major disasters.

Just when you thought the World Cup was going to proceed without any biting– Uruguay’s Luis Suarez has to go ahead and ruin things for everbody else.  His 79th minute chomp of Giorgio Chiellini overshadowed the goal that followed two minutes later and the resulting advancement into the Knockout Stage.  It doesn’t help that he’s bitten before…not once but twice (while playing for Dutch club Ajax and while with Liverpool in the EPL, so at least he’s spread his dining around).  Tuesday’s early games were major cannon fodder for those who dislike soccer:  the biting episode that went unpenalized a match that meant everything, and then a scoreless draw in a match that felt much longer than the 90 minutes + stoppage time.

Woe is England– one point in three matches represents that nation’s worst ever showing on the biggest stage.  For some reason the whole once again turns out to be far less than the sum of the team’s parts.  Reminiscent of the US mens’ basketball team finishing 6th at the 2002 World Championships– except that tournament was played in Indianapolis.

Latin America Looms Large– of the eight teams advancing over the first two days, four are from South America (Brazil, Colombia, Chile and Uruguay) while two are from Central America (Mexico and Costa Rica).  If it weren’t for Greece’s penalty kick in stoppage time against Ivory Coast, there’d be just one European nation getting through the group stage thus far.

So far this week the tiebreakers (goal differential, most goals and then head-to-head) have only applied regarding the Group A winner (Brazil thanks to a better differential than Mexico).  Wednesday all four berths in the Knockout Stage could come down to hair-splitting scenarios…and just remember, if they’re tied after head-to-head they cast lots.  As a 21st century competition that keeps time in a 20th century manner decides to determine worthiness based on a process perfected in 6th century B.C.  I can hear the naysayers already.

 

Group E--or in honor of France’s best ever player, the Zinedine Zidane Group:

France faces Ecuador— the only way France is eliminated is if they lose by 4+goals or allow 6+ goals in a 3 goal loss and Switzerland tops Honduras by a 5+ goals.  A tie delivers the Group.  Ecuador is in with a victory plus a Swiss loss or tie (or a Swiss win that doesn’t boost their goal differential), or a tie plus a Swiss loss or tie.  Ecuador’s likely in with a loss if Honduras wins…because of goal differential.

Switzerland meets Honduras— the Swiss are in with a victory plus an Ecuador loss or tie, or a tie plus an Ecuador loss, or a loss by less than 2 goals and if Ecuador loses by 3+ to France and doesn’t surpass them in total goals (Swiss are at 4, Ecuador are at 3).  Honduras reaches the next round with a 2+ goal victory over Switzerland plus an Ecuador loss by 3+ goals unless they surpass the other two nations in total goals.

 

Group F-or the Diego Maradona Group:

Argentina plays Nigeria— Argentina’s moving on regardless…and can win the group with a victory or tie.  Nigeria takes the group with a win…advances with a win or tie…and if they lose needs Iran to lose or tie to Bosnia-Herzegovina, or they go to goal differential/total goals tiebreaker.

Iran plays Bosnia-Herzegovina— Iran’s slim hopes hinge on a victory plus a Nigeria loss if their margin of victory is more than Nigeria’s margin of defeat…or is equal and they finish with more total goals than Nigeria (who has a 1 goal lead now).  Bosnia-Herzegovina’s out of contention.