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Well…at least we’re no longer dealing with hypotheticals.  The 30-13 defeat at the Los Angeles Clippers–I mean Chargers–drops the Redskins to 5-8 and out of contention thanks to having a worse conference record than Atlanta.  The 2018 season sort of begins this week with three auditions before we mercifully put the 2017 campaign out of its misery.  Who’s ready for OTA’s?

Captain Kirk-the Franchise Tagged One completed 15 of 27 passes for 151 yards and one touchdown with one interception while getting sacked twice.  The offense posted a season-low nine first downs and 201 total yards.  It wasn’t pretty.  Star Trek Episode Equivalent:  “And the Children Shall Lead” featured attorney Melvin Belli and little else.

Running Wrong- the ground game was held to 65 yards on 21 carries-the seventh time in nine games since the bye where the team failed to reach the century mark.  Samaje Perine after consecutive 100-yard games has been held to 83 yards on 29 carries.  But barring a monster finish from Kirk Cousins, Perine is going to lead the team in rushing for the season.

Receiving Core Values- Josh Docston and Jamison Crowder each caught three passes for 34 yards.  Not a lot of there there.  Meanwhile, DeSean Jackson caught 4 passes for 41 yards in Tampa Bay.

Third and Done- the Skins converted 2 of 12 money downs en route to defeat…and failed to move the chains on all six third downs after halftime.  Cousins completed 3 of 9 passes for 2 conversions while getting sacked once and missing the marker on a scramble.  Perine was stuffed on a 3rd & 2 in the first quarter.  Josh Doctson was the #1 option with one conversion/catch of four targets.  Yardage breakdown:  0-for-4 on short-yardage, 1-for-4 on 3rd & 4-6 yards needed, 1-for-3 on long-yardage.

D earns an F- for the second straight week, fourth time in five games and seventh time since the bye week the Skins allow 30+ points.  LA scored the first five times the had the ball…and on the sixth were stopped inside the five as time expired.  Explosive plays coughed up include 51 and 75-yard completions while the Chargers also tallied a 33-yard run.  Deshazor Everett tallied 11 tackles and then complained to the press about how lax practices have been. Zach Brown made ten stops but is banged up heading into the final weeks of the season.  Third down?  The Chargers converted 4-of-6 on short-yardage, 1-for-3 on 3rd & 4-6, and 0-for-5 on long-yardage.

Special Situations- Tress Way averaged 43.4 yards per punt–with three in the 20 and no touchbacks.  Nick Rose missed one of his two extra points.  Bashaud Breeland had a 35-yard kickoff return.  The punt coverage team was ripped for 22 and 27-yard scampers by Travis Benjamin.

Flying Flags- just four infractions for 43 yards, with three of the four coming against the defense and the other on special teams.  What–no holds or false starts?  Who are these people?!?  The ones that hurt came in the first quarter on the Charger’s first touchdown drive–an unnecessary roughness against Ryan Anderson and facemask against Josh Norman combined for 25 of the 92 yards on the possession.  That put the Chargers up 10-0 and the Skins wouldn’t get closer than a touchdown for the rest of the day.  Bashaud Breeland remains the most guilty party (7 penalties for 66 yards).

Dissecting the Division-  Philadelphia (11-2) clinches its first NFC East title since 2013 lost quarterback Carson Wentz to a torn ACL.  Their tenuous hold on the #1 seed will have Nick Foles at the controls.  Dallas (7-6) is one win or one Redskins loss away from clinching second place…and stands in 10th place of the NFC because they lose tiebreakers to Detroit and Green Bay.  The pokes also have to leapfrog Seattle and Atlanta to make the postseason–not impossible but not completely likely.  The Skins are 12th in the conference and can still slip into last place of the division with three losses plus three wins by the Giants.  The New York Giants at 2-11 are in 16th place of the conference and one week after scoring 17 points in a loss at Oakland were held to 10 points in a loss at home to Dallas.  Thank goodness Eli is back in the lineup.

Conference Call– the NFC owns a 32-22 edge with two weeks of interconference play remaining and the Bengals/Browns playing three of those games.  One feels confident for the old guard this fall.  The best division remains the NFC South that is a combined 30-22 with three potential playoff teams.  The AFC North (23-29) is the worst, although the AFC West and South are both 24-28.  The NFC East?  How about a 5th best 25-27?

Elimination Island- Indianapolis, Tampa Bay and Denver joined the Redskins and others Sunday…while Houston was a late add after figuring tiebreakers between multiple 7-9 teams.  Pray it doesn’t come to that… 

There was a window that slammed shut Monday night.  It may be for the NFC East, although Philadelphia lost their best offensive lineman as well as a starting middle linebacker.  But up 10-3 in the second quarter the Burgundy and Gold had an opportunity to build off a dominant first quarter.  Instead, the offense sputtered and the defense coughed up touchdowns on three consecutive possessions that spanned intermission.  Instead of coming home one half game behind the Eagles, the Redskins are 3-3 after losing 34-24 to the division leaders.  And Philly owns the head to head tiebreaker, meaning if the Skins want to win the division they have to be three and a half games better than the Eagles the rest of the way.  The Skins’ next four foes are a combined 16-9.  Buckle up…

Captain Kirk- the Franchise Tagged One posted another 300-yard passing effort…his third in four games.  He also ran for 18 yards (although he didn’t lead the team on the ground this time).  But when they needed Star Trek Equivalent- “Spectre of the Gun”.  This final-season episode saw Kirk & company face foes from the old west…and amidst production cost issues they had to scrimp on the sets.

Running Aground- the Skins were held to 75 yards rushing…and multiple times turned away from pounding the ball on third and short.  Chris Thompson tallying 38 yards on the ground is one thing…but the runningback leading the Skins with 38 yards rushing is another.

And the Skins’ best wideout is???- I’m voting for Vernon Davis.  The veteran tight end paced the team with 67 yards receiving on 4 catches.  Jordan Reed had his best game of the year (8 catches for 64 yards and 2 touchdowns) although he’s still slowed down by injury.  Last year’s first round pick continues to underwhelm, although Josh Doctson’s 3 grabs almost doubled his total for 2017.  Terrelle Pryor?  Officially entering free agent bust territory as the offseason acquisition caught a pair of passes for 14 yards.  Jamison Crowder (1 catch for 3 yards) remains an afterthought…and now fumbles with alarming regularity.  DeSean & Garcon never looked so good…after combining for 10 catches Sunday for 122 yards with their respective teams.

Hold the Line- they need all the comfort they can get.  Four of the five starers on the Skins’ offensive line are banged up in some way after Monday night’s loss.  Not great as they prepare for Dallas–if they can prepare.  Limited numbers meant a walk-through Wednesday.  The Cowboys’ D is second in the league in sacks-per-game.  Not ideal.

Third and Frustrating-  converting 4 of 12 attempts is never good, especially when one is 0-for-5 in the first half and fails three times to move the chains on 3rd & 1.  They ran the ball once–on a 3rd & 25 in the fourth quarter.  Cousins completed 4 of 9 passes for 2 conversions…while scrambling for a first down and getting sacked once.  The top target?  Jordan Reed caught 2 of 4 passes for a pair of conversions.  Distance breakdown:  0-for-3 on 3rd & short, 2-for-4 on 3rd & manageable (4 to 6 yards needed) and 2-for-5 on 3rd & long.

Zach Brown Band- the linebacker leads the way with 13 tackles and 1.5 sacks.  He’s not the best in pass coverage, but on a defense with injuries up front (no Jonathan Allen) and on the back end (at least until Josh Norman returns).

Getting off the Field- the Eagles were 6 for 12 on third down…actually running the ball four of the five times they faced 3rd & short.  While the Skins’ D denied Philly on 4-of-5 long yardage situations, Carson Wentz turned a near-sack on 3rd & 8 into a 17 yard scamper.  That one still stings.

A Rose is a Kicker by any other name- Nick Rose converted all three extra points and made a 27-yard field goal in his NFL debut.  Welcome to the league, Nick–if you stick with the team through December you’ll give me a great “It’s a Wonderful Life” crutch.  Tress Way averaged over 47 yards per punt.  Jamison Crowder averaged eight yards per punt return but had his customary fumble.

Flying Flags- five penalties for 55 yards.  One came on a punt (Nick Sundberg’s hold) and resulted in the Eagles beginning a possession at their 35-yard line instead of their 13.  The four defensive flags involved a pair of facemasks, a hold and a pass interference.  Quinton Dunbar was whistled twice–for a PI and a facemask while Breeland had one of his two defensive holds declined (because of Dunbar’s facemask on the same play).  Breeland has a team-high 8 penalties this year (although three have been declined).  The most popular penalty remains an offensive hold with nine–although technically this week’s offensive hold came on special teams.  The most costly flag?  Dunbar’s PI that turned what would have been a 4th & 3 into a first and goal at the 1.  The Eagles would take the lead for good shortly thereafter.

Dissecting the Division- Philly’s win not only gives the Eagles a two and a half game lead at 6-1, but they also own the best record in the NFC.  Dallas at 3-3 owns the divisional tiebreaker with the Redskins…so the Cowboys are in 2nd place of the NFC East while holding down the 9th spot in the conference (Atlanta has a better NFC record while Detroit does not).  The Cowboys come to Fed Ex Field Sunday…by the way.  The Skins reside in 3rd place of the NFC East are 11th in the conference standings (strength of victory keeps them behind the Lions).  The New York Giants at 1-6 remain in last place and are in 15th thanks to San Francisco’s rebuild.

Conference Call- the NFC owns a 14-13 edge after seven weeks of interconference competition.  The best quartet?  How about the AFC East at 16-10–I guess they’re more than just the Patriots (for the moment).  The AFC North is a league-worst 10-17…but that’s with the 0-7 Browns in the mix.  The NFC East ranks 5th at 13-13…one half game out of 3rd but one half game better than 6th.

 

SURPRISE!  The Redskins follow another underwhelming August for the starters by losing their regular season opener.  For those who’ve followed this team since coach Jay Gruden took over…did anybody expect anything else?  Backfiring offense?  You got it.  Disappointing defense that made some plays but came up short at the moment you needed them to come through?  Of course.  Special teams stumbles?  Bring on the muffed punt.  The big takeaway from Sunday’s 30-17 loss to Philadelphia was that many saw the seeds of this fruit weeks away.  Now they have to travel cross-country to face a Los Angeles Rams team that is coming off of a 46-9 rout of Indianapolis…and is coached by  Skins’ former offensive coordinator Sean McVay.   Giddy up!

Captain Kirk- the Franchise Tagged One completed 23 of 40 passes for 240 yards and a touchdown…while tossing an interception and losing two fumbles.  The interception was in the red zone and took points off the board…while the second fumble was returned for the defeat-sealing touchdown.  One year after posting a passer rating of 97.3 in two games against the Eagles, Kirk clocked in Sunday at 72.9.  Episode Equivalent?  I’m feeling this is “The Way to Eden”, where space hippies take over the ship and Spock jams with them in the lounge.  The leader of said hippies has weirder ears than Spock.  It’s not Kirk’s fault 100% this episode has issues, but he doesn’t help it.

Running on Empty- one thing Kirk did do well was make plays with his feet, leading the Skins in rushing with 30 yards on four carries.  Running backs Robert Kelley and Chris Thompson combined for 34 yards on 13 tries.  Anytime the quarterback leads the team in rushing, it better be 1975 and his coach better be Darrell Royal, Barry Switzer or Frank Broyles.

Receiving Roulette– in the first game minus the DeSean & Garcon duo, Terrelle Pryor led the team with six catches for 66 yards.  But none of those grabs came on the team’s last three possessions.  Josh Doctson?  No receptions for the 2016 first-rounder.  Jordan Reed (injured toe that isn’t lingering, they promise) added five grabs for 36 yards and Ryan Grant proved he’s not merely a preseason sensation with four receptions for 61 yards.  And we wonder why Kirk Cousins didn’t sign a long-term deal in the offseason.

DeSean & Garcon- I wish I could quit those guys…but the former Skins receivers will feature prominently here this season.  Pierre caught six passes for 81 yards in the Niners loss to Carolina while Jackson’s regular season debut was pushed back as Tampa Bay’s game in Miami was postponed.

Hold the Line- the Redskins front five didn’t live up to their “Hogs 2.0” moniker, allowing four sacks while breakdowns in the running game forced the offense into more than their share of long-yardage situations.  Hopefully Trent Williams isn’t too banged up– the line needs their best player at 100%.  A legendarily bad offensive line is what helped cause the 4-12 crater of 2009…and the thought was that smart drafting and player acquisition over the last eight offseasons had made this unit a strength instead of a weakness.  Sunday seemed to be a step back after many steps forward.

Third and Less than Ideal- the Skins moved the chains on 3 of 11 opportunities, calling pass plays on each occasion.  Cousins completed 4 of 9 passes for 2 conversions, while scrambling for one first down while getting sacked once.  Three passes to the short middle (two conversions), three to the short left and three to the deep middle.  His top target?  Jermaine Crowder (three passes, three incompletions including the interception in the red zone).  Yardage breakdown:  1-1 in short yardage, 0-3 in mid-range (4 to 6 yards needed) and 2-7 in long yardage.  Needing 7+ yards on 7 of 11 third downs is no way to move the ball.

What Brown can do for you- linebacker Zach Brown led the defense with 12 tackles…with two of those stops for losses.  One is always wary of free agent pickups in the world that gave us Adam Archuleta and Albert Haynesworth, but this move appears to be the right one from the start.

Quality not Quantity- Ryan Kerrigan doesn’t intercept a ton of passes, but he makes his picks count.  Sunday #91 returned a first half INT for a score…his third pick six in three career interceptions.  He also notched half of a sack to go with three tackles.  If the veteran can stay healthy and continue to wreak havoc this fall, the defense that ranked 28th last year will be much improved.

Third Down on D earns one- the inability to get off the field was an issue last year, and Sunday was no different.  The defense allowed the Eagles to move the chains on 8 of 14 attempts, including 5 of 9 on third and 7+ yards needed.  The defense was able to hold the Eagles on both of their third down plays, but was only able to sack Wentz once.

Flying Flags- just a pair of penalties for 15 yards to start the season.  That is marked improvement for a team that in recent years has consistently been near the top of the league in most flags.  The first-on Jordan Reed for holding-turned what would have been a 2nd and 10 into a 1st and 20 at midfield-the offense wound up punting.  The other-on Ryan Anderson for offsides-wiped out a Junior Galette sack and moved the Eagles in position to make a 42-yard field goal.  What did we say about quality verus quantity?

Special Situations- Tress Way averaged 40.5 yards over four punts while Dustin Hopkins made his only field goal attempt (a 33-yarder)…and there were no situations where the Skins eschewed a long field goal for a punt.  The return game?  Jamison Crowders’ muff set up the Eagles second touchdown.

Dissecting the Division- Dallas is the week one leader, edging Philadelphia on point differential (+16 to +13).  The Skins are in third place due to the same tiebreaker over the New York Giants.  Again, it’s only week one…they’ll get things turned around, right???

 

Did you expect the Redskins season to wrap up any other way?  The Burgundy and Gold are in prime playoff position after their 41-21 win at Chicago…within striking distance of making consecutive playoff appearances for the first time since 1990-92.  As in the end of Gibbs I.  As in eight coaching regimes ago.  Special thanks to Tampa Bay and Detroit for losing two straight games as the Skins were able to capitalize this time.

Playoff Picture- Redskins are in with a win plus the Green Bay-Detroit game not ending in a tie.  If that is the case then the Packers win the NFC North and the Lions take the wildcard.  A Skins loss ends the season.  A tie (heaven forbid) means the Burgundy and Gold need a Green Bay loss plus a Tampa Bay loss or tie to play the following weekend.  Take heart…the Buccaneers and Packers if tied for a playoff berth the “strength of victory” tiebreaker would be used to parse two 9-7 teams.

Captain Kirk- the face of the franchise threw for 270 yards and a touchdown while running for two more scores (shades of RG3! not really).  There’s quite a bit of debate surrounding whether or not to pay #8 what he’ll demand…but Cousins has given the franchise stability at a position that has had eight primary QB’s this century. Star Trek Episode Equivalent- “Journey to Babel”.  Spock’s parents show up and there’s a murder mystery aboard the Enterprise…with Kirk making just the right moves while not upstaging anybody else.

Tragedy of Robert III- the former face of the franchise continues to thrive in exile, throwing for 164 yards while running for 42 more in directing Cleveland to their first win of the season.  Sadly he suffered a concussion in the Browns’ victory, and remains a question mark for the season finale against Pittsburgh.  Heavy is the head that wears the crown…or at least the helmet.

Resurrecting the Run-  from 29 yards on the ground against Carolina to 208 against the Bears!  Sadly, these aren’t the Singletary Bears of the 80’s…or even the Butkus Bears of the 60’s.  Still, Robert Kelley pounded out 76 yards on 19 carries while Mack Brown delivered a 61-yard knockout punch in the fourth quarter.

DeSean & Garcon- the duo delivered again, notching nine catches for 208 yards.  On a week where the Skins were without tight end Jordan Reed, those two secondary-smashers were even more important.  This is going to be one tough offseason…

Third and Solid- after going 2-for-12 on the money down against Carolina, the Skins moved the chains on 8 of 13 attempts against Chicago.  That’s not including two penalties against the Bears that moved the marker on third down after the Redskins were stymied.  Kirk Cousins went 6-for-9 with 4 conversions while scrambling for another first down.  They ran three times…moving the chains all three times.  DeSean Jackson was the top target, catching both passes intended for him and moving the marker once.  Cousins’ safe spot?  Short and to the right (3-4 with one conversion).  Yardage breakdown:  3-for-4 on short yardage (including 2-2 on the ground), 3-for-6 on third and medium (4 to 6 yards needed), and 2-for-3 on third and long.  Stat you don’t see:  10 of the 13 attempts needed six yards or less, meaning the gameplan got things done on 1st and 2nd down.

Defense?  I’m all for it- the Skins rank 15th in the NFC in total defense and Saturday saw a season’s worth of highs and lows.  They tallied five interceptions but still coughed up 458 total yards to a bad offense directed by a quarterback who may be taking his next snaps in Canada.  The Bears converted 7-of-10 third downs and averaged 5.4 yards per carry.  One will take the win…but now one wonders what happens when they face a real offense again.

Flying Flags- seven penalties for 73 yards this time (Skins commit the 11th most infractions in the league).  Two were on offense (illegal substitution plus a hold on Brandon Scherff), three were on defense (Bashaud Breeland’s pass interference,  Duke Ihenacho’s horse-collar tackle and Mason Foster’s illegal use of the hands) and two more were on special teams (illegal block by Terrence Garvin and Ty Nsekhe’s “leverage” penalty on an extra point).  Most costly penalty?  Foster’s illegal hands turned a 2nd & 9 at the Bears’ 28 into a 1st & 10 at the 42…jumpstarting a touchdown drive for Chicago.

Dissecting the Division- Dallas takes their 19th NFC East title at 13-2…but they had already wrapped up the division plus home field advantage when the NY Giants lost to Philadelphia.  The Giants are already assured of the #5 seed in the conference, while Philadelphia had locked up last place the previous week.  So for the first time since the 2007 season the Skins don’t finish first or last.  Ricky Bobby has to be smiling somewhere…

East is the Beast- the NFC East takes top division honors with one week remaining…posting a composite mark of 37-22-1.  The AFC West (36-24) takes second while some last-month maneuvering by the AFC North (24-35-1 but 9-6 in December) puts the NFC West (21-37-2 and 5-11 over the last month) in the lowlight spotlight of the league’s most depressing division.

 

Monday Night Football is a four-letter word around the district, beltway, commonwealth and select Maryland counties.  MNF could almost be transposed to “MF!” (kids under a certain age, that stands for “Massive Failings!”).  The Redskins had a chance to hold on to the #6 playoff spot handed to them last night when Tampa Bay lost to Dallas.  Instead, they coughed up a 26-15 clunker loss to Carolina and slid back into the NFC wildcard swamp.  

Much like Ebenezer Scrooge was visited by three ghosts, the Burgundy and Gold was haunted by three visitors:  the Ghost of MNF Past (the team is now 2-16 in Landover on Monday night), the Ghost of Playoff Picture Present (Skins need to win out plus get help from multiple teams to make the postseason) and the Ghost of Kirk Cousins Contract Conversations Yet to Come (that’ll be a nice thing to focus on this offseason).  God bless us, everyone!

For Starters- the worst-kept secret around the league is how the Redskins are slow to get in gear.  Over the last four games they’ve been outscored  53-28 in the first half and 27-3 in the first quarter.  This means the team has had to abandon the run during the second half as they’re playing catch-up.  Monday three of their first six possessions failed to yield a first down…and a fourth saw an interception. If they get outscored in the first half by the Bears…watch out.

Captain Kirk- the face of the franchise threw for 315 yards…but tossed a first-quarter interception that set up a Carolina field goal and lost a third-quarter fumble that set up the Panthers lone touchdown after intermission.  Third down was a nightmare again…as the red zone was more maroon and black than burgundy and gold.  Star Trek Episode Equivalent- “That Which Survives”, an episode that gets off to a confusing start and meanders for sixty minutes while producing drama yet not delivering greatness.

Tragedy of Robert III- well, the House of Griffin continues to attempt to re-establish itself as a pretender to the thrown in the Bailiwick of Brown.  RG3 threw for 196 yards while running for 48 more and the team’s lone touchdown in a 33-13 loss to Buffalo.  Meaning he gets to start in week sixteen against San Diego.

Running in Place- 13 carries for 29 yards…and running the ball on fewer than 20% of their plays from scrimmage.  Robert Kelley had his lowest output since a 15 yard effort against Detroit.  As it gets colder, the ground game becomes more important…and since the win over Green Bay it’s become much less productive.

DeSean and Garcon- the duo combined for 14 catches and 189 yards but nary a touchdown.  Two of Jackson’s grabs were of the sweet-scraping-both-feet-in-bounds variety, while Garcon was the usual tough customer.  Makes up for Jordan Reed tallying as many punches reaching opponents helmets (he was ejected in the second half) as receptions.

Third Down and Really Down- the Skins moved the chains on 2 of 12 attempts…and were 0-for-6 after halftime.  Robert Kelley was stuffed on 3rd & 2 in a run up the middle on the Skins’ lone run.  Kirk Cousins completed 3 of 11 passes on the money down, moving the chains twice.  The top target?  A tie between…guess who?  DeSean & Garcon each were thrown to four times…each reaching the marker once.  Cousins was 2-for-6 with one conversion throwing short to his right…and 1-for-4 with one conversion throwing short to his left.  Yardage breakdown? An ugly 0-for-3 on short-yardage, 1-3 on 3rd & 4-6 yards needed, and 1-6 on 3rd and long.  That 50% of the team’s third downs needed 7+ yards was a symptom of an ineffective offense on first and second down.

Defense, for Starters- Martell Spright notched 15 tackles in his first NFL start.  Mason Foster adds 13 stops.  They also held the Panthers to 4 of 15 on third down…forcing field goals to prevent the game from getting out of hand.  The defense bent but did not break…although in a game where the 2nd ranked offense produces just 15 points, bending was bad enough.

Semi-Special Teams- Tress Way after six punts the previous three weeks had to kick six times against the Panthers, averaging 47.7 yards per attempt.  Kicker Dustin Hopkins made field goal attempts of 26, 34 and 43 yards but missed an extra point.  The return game saw Will Blackmon bring the second half kickoff out of the endzone and get stopped at the 14…preceding the possession that ended on Kirk Cousins’ fumble that set up a short field for Carolina.

Flying Flags- the Skins were penalized seven times for 70 yards.  Four on offense (two holds, illegal hands and an unnecessary roughness), one on defense (facemask on Greg Toler), and two on special teams (illegal block and illegal formation).  While Josh Norman avoided dirty laundry this week his 12 penalties remain the most on the team.  Brandon Scherff’s hold gives him four of those calls this year and seven penalties on the season, good enough for a tie for second with Vernon Davis and Bashaud Breeland.  Worst penalty?  Jordan Reed’s punch/unnecessary roughness that turned a 2nd & goal from the 12 into a 2nd and 27.  Down two scores they had to settle for a field goal.

Dissecting the Division- Dallas  (12-2) topped Tampa Bay 26-20 to move within one win or one Giants loss away from locking up the NFC East.  One victory or one New York Giants loss delivers the division.  The Giants 17-6 triumph over Detroit clinches at least second place in the division and puts Eli Manning and company on the threshold of the Wildcard.  The third place Skins’ loss means they’re 7-6-1, 9th place in the conference and needing to finish 2-0 plus get help from orators.  Philadelphia’s 27-26 loss at Baltimore means the Eagles are officially eliminated from playoff contention and assured of last place in the NFC East.

East is the Beast- even with the Monday night loss, the NFC East remains the gold standard (34-21-1) while the AFC West is one half game back at 34-22.  The AFC North remains the division of depression.

Path to the Playoffs-in order for the Redskins to make the playoffs as a wildcard, they need to finish 2-0 (I’m not going the 1-0-1 route, even though an 8-6-2 season would be divine).  They then need to have Green Bay or Tampa Bay each lose once…or one of those teams plus Detroit go 1-1.

 

One down, three to go.  The Redskins traditional sprint to the finish begins with another underwhelming first half but a victory at slowly sinking Philadelphia.  The 27-22 victory might not propel the team into the second wildcard just yet, but with three weeks remaining the Skins are in position to be in position.

Another Close Call- anyone surprised this came down to the final minute?  Ten of the team’s 13 games this year have been decided by eight points or fewer…and while the Skins are 5-4-1 in those games, it doesn’t help anybody sleep any easier.  What is nice is the team’s second half surges…since starting 0-2, the Burgundy and Gold has outscored opponents in 8 of their last 11 games.

Captain Kirk-  yes, he threw a pick-six.  What is it about the Eagles?  The face of the franchise completed 14 of 21 passes for 234 yards and two touchdowns…while leading the team back from another halftime deficit.  Another 4,000 yard season in the books…with a 100+ passer rating.  For those curious, that’s the third time in four weeks Cousins has guided the team to 20 points or more in the second half.  Star Trek Episode Equivalent- “The Trouble with Tribbles”- frustrating at times, but all the elements of a tough win are in place.  The Enterprise has to deal with little fur-balls that multiply while eating nonstop.  Tribbles also irritate Klingons, so Scotty gets the last laugh by transporting them onto their ship-“where they’ll be no tribble at all”.

Tragedy of Robert III- the former face of the franchise returned to action for Cleveland, completing 12 of 28 passes for 104 yards and an interception in the Browns’ 23-10 defeat against Cincinnati.

Running on a Balanced Ticket- Robert Kelley led the way with 63 yards and a touchdown on 16 carries while Chris Thompson provided the ideal mixer with 38 carries on three tries (including the game winning 25-yard scamper for a score).  As a team, the Skins ran 23 times and had 23-pass plays called.  In 2016 that’s downright conservative.  Here’s to making the running game great again!

Garcon & DeSean- a lot has been made this season about how the team will not be able to afford both DeSean Jackson and Pierre Garcon after their contracts expire.  Sunday, each made their case for retention:  Jackson with an 80-yard TD reception in the third quarter to provide a spark when the team needed one most and Pierre with a clutch grab on 4th and 1 to set up the game-winning score.  DeSean provides the sizzle, Garcon the steak.  Enjoy this next month, because this may be the final dance for this veteran duo in DC.

Third and Limited- the Skins went 2 for 7 on the money down, with Kirk Cousins suffering through a rough 0-for-4 with one sack performance.  He did run for two yards on a third and one while Robert Kelley had a five yard gain on a third and one…hold on.  Running on third down?  I know, miracles never cease.  Jermaine Crowder was the top target with three.  Yardage breakdown:  2-for-4 on third and short, 0-2 on third and medium (4 to 6 yards needed) and 0-1 on third and long.

D earns a C- yes, they were pushed around for most of the afternoon as the Eagles had six drives of 10 plays or more…and ran 39 plays from scrimmage in the first half.  And my pet peeve of defensive backs making way too many tackles continues with four of Sunday’s top five tacklers being DB’s.  But Mason Foster (12 stops and a sack), Deshazor Everett (interception in the end zone) and Ryan Kerrigan (a sack/forced fumble on the Eagles final drive) made up for an underwhelming afternoon where Philly had the ball for over 36 minutes.

Flying flags- only five penalties this time…for 86 yards.  One on offense…any guesses?  Yes, false start (Morgan Moses this time)- the team’s 24th (tied for the most in the NFL) this fall.  Pass interference (Quinton Dunbar) was the only defensive infraction…while three of the penalties came on special teams.  Deshazor Everett was whistled twice-for an illegal block above the waist on a punt return and “interference with an opportunity to catch” on a punt.  The other flag was a hold on a kickoff return.  Most costly penalty?  Everett’s illegal block meant the Skins’ drive began at their 16 instead of the 31-right before Cousins threw the pick-six.

Special Circumstances- Dustin Hopkins missed a 38-yard field goal, awakening the same villagers who stormed other kickers in previous years with torches and pitchforks.  He’s now 28 of 35 on the season:  80% is good enough for 20th in the NFL.  Tress Way averaged 47 yards per punt.  The return and coverage games provided neither feast nor famine.

Dissecting the Division- Dallas (11-2) missed a chance to clinch the NFC East, as their 10-7 loss to the New York Giants was their first defeat since they fell at home to…well, the Giants in week one.  Now other teams have two gametapes to pore over when preparing for the Cowboys, who remain in first place in the division and NFC overall.  The Giants (9-4) moved one step closer to the playoffs; their next game against Detroit could very well be a Wildcard Round preview.  The Redskins (7-5-1) remain in third place while still standing one half game behind streaking Tampa Bay (8-5 with five straight wins) for the final playoff berth in the NFC.  The Buccaneers battle Dallas Sunday night.  Philadelphia?  Eight losses in ten games drops the Eagles (5-8) to the precipice of playoff elimination:  a loss in week 15 at Baltimore or wins by Tampa Bay or the Redskins move Philly into draft-mode.

Best Division Banner up for Grabs- the AFC West (33-19) has a half game lead over the NFC East (32-19-1)…while there’s a new division of depression.  The NFC West after an 0-4 weekend that saw Seattle get smacked, Arizona come up short in the rain, San Francisco collapse, and the Rams finally rid itself of the Jeff Fisher Virus is 18-32-2.  Hats off to the AFC North that has to swim through the waters of the 2016 season tethered to the anvil that is Cleveland.

Over the river and through the woods…to Jerry’s new house they went.  The Redskins came home on the short end of a 31-26 score.  Instead of scoreboard-watching regarding the Cowboys and New York Giants in a nip-and-tuck NFC East race, the Skins will spend the next month attempting to secure a wildcard berth (a Dallas win plus a Redskin loss over the last five weeks eliminates Washington from division title contention).  Lets get rid of the leftovers before they go bad….

First, the timing- yeah.  The Skins had to play Sunday night and then fly to Dallas for a Thursday afternoon game?  Beyond the acceptable mode of the NFL not really caring about its product here.  The biggest scheduling hose job I have ever seen in a sport that tries to maintain competitive balance whenever possible.  Meanwhile, the Cowboys played at 1pm ET–meaning they had roughly an 8-hour head-start on the Skins minus any flying because they didn’t have to travel.  Calling shenanigans.  The league could have just as easily slated major market Chicago and the New York Giants into the slot if they were worried about eyeballs.

Here Comes the Sun- what was with the glare at AT&T Stadium?  How did this slip past the attention of the architects and contractors and inspectors and the team and the league?  I can only imagine how Dustin Hopkins dealt with the glare trying to make a 55-yard kick.  At a stadium where no expense was spared, how did this glaring oversight take place?

Captain Kirk- the face of the franchise went warp speed, throwing for 449 yards and three touchdowns.  There were the usual misfires on third down, but that was one sweet dial up of the deep ball on 3rd and 2 that resulted in a 67-yard TD pass to DeSean Jackson.  Nine receivers caught passes and four finished with over 65 yards receiving.  The other guy just was able to produce more points.  Star Trek Episode Equivalent:  “The Menagerie”, a 2-parter where Kirk’s former Captain Christopher Pike is kidnapped by Spock so unused footage from the series pilot can see the light of day.  One of the best shows, even if Kirk got a little upstaged.

Running Aground- just a few days after erupting for 137 yards and 3 touchdowns, Robert Kelley came back to earth with a 37 yard performance on 14 carries.  While one doesn’t expect the Packers game every week, 50-60 yards from your lead back would be nice.  If you pass 53 times and run just 19 times against the Cowboys, odds are you might come up short.

Receiver Rotation- this time it was DeSean Jackson’s turn to be the deep threat, grabbing 4 catches for 118 yards.  Jordan Reed tallied 10 more grabs while Jamison Crowder, Vernon Davis and Pierre Garcon each made contributions.  As disappointing a day that it was for the ground game, the air attack was in gear bigtime.

Third and Mixed- the team moved the chains on 8 of 15 third downs…with Kirk Cousins completing 9 of 12 throws for 5 conversions.  Believe it or not, they ran the ball on 3 of 6 third and shorts…and converted on each running play!  The top target was a tie between Jordan Reed (3 with 2 catches and 2 conversions) and Jamison Crowder (3 with 2 receptions) while “short-left” was the #1 area of exploitation (6 targets, 3 catches and 1 conversion).  Yardage breakdown:  5-6 on third and short, 1-2 on third and medium, 2-7 on third and long.  That two of the non-conversions came inside the Dallas 10-yard line leaves the red zone offense once again a little red-faced.

The Defense Rests after being really accommodating-  we know the Skins D will not become the 2000 Ravens even if we click our ruby purple slippers three times.  And they held the Cowboys at bay for much of the day.  But when they needed a stop down 17-12 in the fourth quarter they allowed Dallas to drive 75 yards on 7 plays and keep the game at arm’s reach.  They allowed Dak Prescott to complete over 70% of his passes while sacking the rookie just once…and coughed up over five yards per carry.  After 11 weeks, this defense has the distinction of ranking 25th against the run, 25th against the pass and 25th overall.

Special Situations- Dustin Hopkins made 2 of 4 field goals…missing from 43 and 55 yards.  After making 15 of 16 to start the season, he’s converted 10 of 15 over the last five weeks.  And while I haven’t lost confidence in the kicker, one never knows what goes through a placekicker’s mind.

Flying Flags- what is this?  A season-low 3 penalties for 30 yards?  Both offensive infractions were against Ty Nsekhe (hold, false start) and the defensive whistle came against Donte Whitner (unnecessary roughness).  About those false starts- the Skins now have 19 on the season, or second most in the league.  The most costly flag?  In the second quarter when Nsekhe was whistled for the hold on 2nd and 13…turning a 3rd and 13 into a 2nd and 23.  Dustin Hopkins would miss a 43-yard field goal attempt a few plays later.

Dissecting the Division- Dallas (10-1) not only owns the top spot in the NFC East, but also has a two and a half game lead for the #1 seed in the conference.  The New York Giants 27-13 win over Cleveland makes them the least-inspiring 8-3 team ever, but one that holds down second place in the division but the first wildcard.  The Redskins at 6-4-1 are in third place and are clinging to the final playoff spot by half a game over Tampa Bay and Minnesota.  Philadelphia?  After losing on Monday night to Green Bay the Eagles are 5-6 and in last place of the NFC East…and 11th place in the conference.

The NFC Beast- Philly’s loss to the Packers robs the division of a 30-13-1 record through 11 weeks, which would have simply been awesome.  But 29-15-1 isn’t too bad either, just a little better than the AFC West’s 29-15.  The AFC North remains the dumpster fire of divisions with a 13-27-1 mark…as now Cincinnati (three straight losses since their bye week) is doing their best to keep Cleveland (even worse than their 0-12 mark would suggest) company.  The Browns didn’t give up their #1 for Griffin, did they?

 

There’s nothing more amusing in the NFL than when two teams tie and everybody freaks out like it’s the end of the world.  Instead of focusing on how both teams had to play at 9:30AM ET after making a seven-hour flight a few days before, the mantra “ties are stupid” gets spewed all over the place.  Instead of wondering if it’s fair that a team loses a home game so the NFL can “grow overseas”, we get the hot take “ties suck, man”.  Instead of worrying about the wreckage that is Thursday Night Football (underprepared and overworked players make for great football), we have to make overtime more equitable.  Last Sunday’s tie between Arizona and Seattle would have been a 6-3 Cardinals win had they been using the old rules…so you can thank the league for that one.  Both the Bengals and Redskins had opportunities to win in regulation and in overtime (missed extra points, anyone?).  The league can’t make field goals for the Burgundy and Gold…just like they can’t force Cincinnati to stop committing idiotic penalties.  Sometimes there are games so well-played that neither team deserves to lose…just like sometimes there are games so poorly played that neither team deserves to win.  If you are that hell-bent on a winner, award one “action point” for whichever team gains more yards in the extra session.  And let that stand.  Until then, I’m cool with ties.  Especially paisley ones…

Captain Kirk- the face of the franchise threw for 458 yards and two touchdowns.  He also did his best to distribute the ball fairly…finding seven different receivers on the afternoon.  He’d like the interception back, but just like his Trek counterpart you have to take the overzealous mistakes with the energy of his leadership.  A deep pass like the one intended for Jackson when picked off is basically a punt…and didn’t come back to haunt his team.  Star Trek Episode Equivalent- “Assignment Earth”- where the Enterprise travels back to 1968 and has to figure out if an alien named “Gary Seven” is working to destroy the earth or save it.  Just like the tie gives no resolution…this episode provides intriguing setup only to end ambiguously.

Robbing a Starting Job- Robert Kelley started in place of an injured Matt Jones (the report said bruised knee, I want to say it was fumble-itis)…and ran 21 times for 87 yards and a touchdown.  Does this mean Mr. Jones’ days are numbered as the #1 option?  I’ll try not to fumble in my response…

Crowding the Receiving Corps- while much of the attention is focused on DeSean Jackson’s ability to stretch the field and Pierre Garcon’s knack for moving the chains, Jamison Crowder led the Skins with 107 receiving yards on 9 catches.  With 40 receptions at midseason, the second-year player is on pace to shatter his rookie totals (59 for 604).

Tight End Extravaganza- Jordan Reed returns to perform in the role of “Kirk Cousins’ security blanket” with 9 catches for 99 yards and a touchdown.  Lost in the shuffle is the resurgence of veteran Vernon Davis- 5 grabs for 93 yards.  Even in a limited role, Davis is on pace to post his most productive season since 2013.

Third and Fading- the Skins moved the chains on 8 of 17 opportunities…but after going 4-4 in the first quarter had issues extending drives as the game progressed (just 2-7 after halftime).  Cousins completed 11 of 15 throws for 7 conversions…while the team was 1-2 running the ball on the money down.  His top target?  Reed had four catches with two conversions while Crowder had a pair of receptions in his four targets with one conversion.  Before getting hurt, DeSean Jackson had two catches on three targets, moving the chains twice.  Six of Cousins’ passes were thrown short left (five catches and two conversions)…while four were thrown short and to the right (all four catches moving the marker).  Yardage breakdown?  Third and short saw the Skins go 3 for 4, third and medium (4 to 6 yards needed) saw the team convert 3 of 4 chances, and third and long was a predictable 2 for 9.

Grading the D- a little of this and that on an afternoon where AJ Green seemed to be on a different speed than the Skins secondary.  They were able to sack Andy Dalton three times and tallied two turnovers.  Will Compton led the way with 10 tackles.  At midseason, the unit ranks 16th against the pass, 26th against the run and 22nd overall while allowing the 18th fewest points per game.

Flying flags- Fifteen penalties. 15. XV.  Not ideal…as the total pushes the season-long tally to 66 (second most in the league, behind Oakland in the biggest non-surprise ever).  Five penalties were offensive (including two false starts to give the Skins 15 on the season-tied for most in the league), nine were defensive (including three illegal use of the hands by Josh Norman- giving him five on the year and a team-high ten flags this fall) and one came on special teams (holding, Martell Spaight).  Bashad Breeland after getting flagged just twice over the first seven weeks had a defensive hold and two facemask fouls against the Bengals.  Thank goodness Cincinnati had seven penalties of their own- the most idiotic the ignoring of a fair catch in overtime that helped jumpstart a Skins drive.  The most costly penalties?  Ziggy Hood’s defensive hold in the third quarter turned a 2nd & 5 from the 7 into a 1st and goal from the 3 (the Bengals would score soon thereafter)…while Brandon Scherff’s hold in overtime turned a 2nd & 8 from the 17 into a 1st & 20 from the 29.  Actually, it would have been 1st & 15 from the 24 because of Robert Kelley’s illegal shift. Yes– it was one of those days…

Kicking Themselves- two missed field goals will haunt Dustin Hopkins during the bye week…especially the 34-yarder he booted wide left in OT.  Analysts point to a high snap as the cause.  The Skins also averaged under 20 yards on kickoff returns…while Jamison Crowder ripped off a 23-yard punt return.  Tress Way averaged 42.7 yards over three punts…while dropping one inside the 20.

Dissecting the Division- Dallas (6-1) after their overtime win over Philadelphia find themselves not only atop the NFC East, but in the #1 spot of the entire NFC.  The Giants (4-3) made a rare two-spot bye week upgrade;  while enjoying their post-London naps Eli Manning and company jumped from fourth in the division to second (and sixth in the conference).  The division record tiebreaker puts Philadelphia in third place (and seventh in the NFC).  The 4-3-1 Redskins?  Eighth overall in the conference…and all alone in last place of the NFC East for the first time since week three.  Hello darkness, my old friend…

West is Best- as in the AFC West.  A 3-1 week means the Broncos and company are 20-11 …a whisker better than the NFC East (for those grading at home, .645 to .638) and it’s record of 18-10-1.  The AFC North despite its tie remains the worst of the quartets at 10-19-1.

Sixty-five seconds in pro football can sometimes last an eternity…especially when you’re clinging to a four point lead and Matthew Stafford (69% completion rate entering the game) is on the other team.  The Redskins were one turnover or fourth down stop away from heading to London 5-2 (with a 4-1 NFC record and in possession of the head to head tiebreaker against a Wild Card contender)…instead they say goodbye to their four game winning streak and face the possibility of coming back from England a .500 team.

Captain Kirk- the face of the franchise threw for 301 yards and a touchdown while running for another score.  Both TD’s came in the fourth quarter.  That is what you want from your quarterback.  The ill-advised handoff when he stumbled?  Not what you want to see.  After seven games, Cousins ranks 7th in the NFL in passing yards per game, 11th in touchdown passes and 17th in passer rating.  Star Trek Episode Equivalent: “The Cloud Minders”- somehow Kirk does what he can for labor relations in a mining colony.  There’s even a city in the clouds (albeit not as cool as Bespin).

Run and Fumble- one week after pounding out 230 yards against Philadelphia…the aptly titled Triple Back Attack (copyright pending) gained 115 yards on 26 carries.  Chris Thompson was the top threat (73 yards rushing but also with 7 catches) while Matt Jones gained 2.7 yards per play and fumbled inside the red zone.  Robert Kelley is known as “Fat Rob” by his teammates and coaches–his opportunities and production Sunday were a slim 4 carries for 15 yards.  Coach Jay Gruden says he spoke with Jones about the fumbling issues (3 with 2 lost this season after losing all 4 of his drops last year)…and in theory things will change.  If not, the ball-carrier will.

Crowded House…in a Tight Spot- Jermaine Crowder led the team with 7 catches for 108 yards and was the top target on third down.  With no Jordan Reed (concussion), veteran Vernon Davis stepped up with 6 grabs for 79 yards.  One almost forgot about the DeSean-Garcon duo (7 combined receptions for 57 combined yards).

Third and Awesome- you convert 60% of your third downs, you officially win the Awesome Belt.  Cousins completed 8 of 9 passes on the money down with four conversions…and Jones (3-3), Kelley (1-1) and Thompson (1-1) each moved the chains with their feet (Cousins lost a fumble on the other “running” play).  Jermaine Crowder was the top target (5 catches with 3 conversions) with Chris Thompson also getting a couple of looks (2 receptions).  Yardage breakdown:  6 of 8 on 3rd and short…2 for 2 on 3rd and medium (in between four and six yards needed)…and 1-5 on third and long.  What’s refreshing is that over 50% of the 3rd downs faced were by less than four yards.  That’s getting the job done on 1st and 2nd down.  Well executed…

So Much for Second Half Shutouts- that was a great thing the Skins had during the four game winning streak:  15 points allowed and all on field goals.  Sunday they allowed 17 after intermission and a TD drive over 49 seconds in the final minutes of the game.  Recent pickup Donte Whitner led the team with 8 total tackles while Will Compton made his usual 7 stops.  Despite being shorthanded (Josh Norman left with a concussion) the D held the Lions to 3-9 on third down…and under 400 yards for the game.  Sadly 75 of the 250 yards passing came on the final drive as the Skins just couldn’t get a stop.  On to London…

Special Teams- Tress Way averaged 43 yards per punt while Dustin Hopkins made 1-2 field goals…his 45-yard attempt hitting the left upright.  Will Blackmon returned one punt for 16 yards.  No major disasters…which is always a good thing.

Flying Flags- only FOUR penalties!  For a measly 20 yards!  That brings the team total to 51 (tied for 12th most in the league) for 392 yards (20th most in the NFL).  Sunday’s violations?  Two more false starts (Davis, Scherff) to give the Skins 14 (second most in the league), an illegal formation call (Grant) and illegal hands to the face (Hood).  The costliest penalties were the false starts that blew up their first drive of the second half:  instead of 1st and 10 at the Lions 46 the Skins were dealing with a 2nd and 13 at the 49…and eventually had to punt.

Dissecting the Division- idle Dallas (5-1) stays atop the NFC East and owns the overall #1 seed thanks to a better conference record than Minnesota.  Philadelphia (4-2) after shutting down the Vikings moves into second place in the division and 6th in the conference (losing the conference record tie-breaker with Green Bay).  The 4-3 Redskins slip to third place in the NFC East and 8th in the NFC (losing the head-to-head tiebreaker with Detroit).  Those plucky New York Giants (4-3) after two straight victories find themselves still in last place thanks to their loss to the Skins in week three…and 9th in the conference.

East is the Beast- despite the Redskins loss the NFC East remains the top quartet in the league with a composite 17-9 record.  Although watch out– the AFC West went 4-0 this weekend to improve to 17-10.  The worst four-pack?  The slumping AFC North is 10-18 and includes one team with a banged up QB (Pittsburgh), another with a fired Offensive Coordinator (Baltimore), and two more teams that can’t ride the Cavaliers-Indians coattails (Bengals and Browns).

 

 

 

Can’t trust that night.  Monday, Monday…gives the Skins a fright.  I’ll give the estate of John Phillips a reprieve by not going through an entire set of lyrics that focuses on the Monday night misery experienced by the Burgundy and Gold over the years.  But let the record show that this team is 2-15 in Monday night games at Fed Ex Field.  Not ideal by any stretch of the imagination…and instead of being able to celebrate the raising of the 2015 NFC East banner (okay, so there wasn’t really a ceremony) the Skins wake up 0-1 with more questions than answers.

Captain Kirk- the Franchise-Tagged one completed 30 of 43 passes…but many were in check-down mode.  Instead of stretching the field or challenging the Steeler secondary, we saw the classic short stuff that pads the stats while infuriating the faithful at the same exact time.  The Original Series episode most resembling Cousins’ week one performance?  “Gamesters of Triskelion”, where they do gladiator stuff and the episode at first glance appears to be better than it actually is.

The Tragedy of Robert III- well, fans of a Stuartesque restoration on the shores of Lake Erie were given a rude awakening.  They saw the former face of the Redskins franchise complete 12 of 26 passes for 190 yards and an interception against a Philadelphia defense that ranked 28th in the league against the pass last year.  Unfortunately as has been the case with the House of Griffin, the phrase “adding injury to insult” isn’t just cute wordplay–it’s reality.  RG3 broke a bone in his non-throwing shoulder taking a hit against the Eagles.  Instead of focusing on if he’d keep his starting job by the time the Browns came to Fed Ex Field, Robert III is headed to IR with no return in sight until Halloween…if then.  “A shoulder! A shoulder!  My kingdom for a shoulder!”

Running aground- Fifty-five yards on just twelve carries!  No runs on third and short or any third down at all!  If Alfred Morris were still here, he’d be like Zack Morris wondering why the latest episode had no scenes at the Max.  Matt Jones gained 24 yards on 7 carries and reportedly made the wrong read on an early 4-yard loss.  The second-year pro has the central casting look of an NFL runningback, but is not proving himself so far this season.  Plan B is the oft-injured Chris Thompson.  Can they bring back Wilbur Jackson?

Rating the Receivers- everybody got fed Monday night, with the firm of Reed, Garcon & Jackson combining for 19 catches.  DeSean Jackson showed why he’s a game-breaker with a 33-yard grab standing out in his 6 reception, 102 yard performance.  Jermaine Crowder even got into the act as a junior associate with 6 catches.  Problem was, Jackson was the only receiver to catch more than one pass and average more than 10 yards per reception. 

Third and Checkdown Time- the good news is Kirk Cousins completed 7 of 10 passes on the money down.  The bad news is that all 7 were of the short variety…and only 3 saw the receiver reach the magic marker.  Jordan Reed was the security blanket, catching all 4 passes thrown his way for 36 yards and one conversion.  All ten third down attempts were pass plays…with Kirk & company converting 1 of 2 short-yardage (1 to 3 yards needed) plays, 0-2 mid-yardage (4 to 6 needed) and 2 of 6 long-yardage (7+) situations.  That over half of your third downs were long yardage says a lot about the offense’s inability to do the right thing on first and second downs.

Getting gashed- last year the Skins ranked 26th in the league in stopping the run and allowed a 2nd-worst in the NFL 4.8 yards per carry.  Monday saw more of the same with DeAngelo Williams ripping off 143 yards on 26 carries.  Much was made on social media of the Steeler runningback leaving a 75-cent tip at Ledo’s Pizza over the weekend.  Let the record show that it is not cool to stiff your waitstaff…but it is also not cool for a server to make a tip (or lack thereof) public.  After further examination, it was revealed that not only was the server fired but that Williams ordered salads and pasta.  At Ledo’s Pizza.  He probably also gets the Western Omelet at IHOP…

Mason Nation- major shout-out to linebacker Mason Foster, who can order the oatmeal at IHOP for all I care after tallying 14 tackles against the Steelers.  Or the Chicken Christopher at Mortons.  Or the hamburger at Union Oyster House.

Situation Norman- thank goodness they brought in Josh Norman to cover the likes of the Antonio Browns of the NFL.  Except for Monday night…when Brown tore through the Redskin secondary like a blowtorch through butter to the tune of 8 catches for 126 yards, two touchdowns and one massive endzone gyration that merited not just a penalty but a spot on “Dancing With the Stars”.  While it was uncomfortable watching Bashaud Breeland get turned inside out (he did make an early interception while tallying 9 tackles), with every catch one thought “where was Josh?”.  Especially when the $75 million dollar price tag and FOX pregame segments are involved.  The team threw out the “scheme” talk of Norman taking one side of the field…much like if the Nationals only had closer Mark Melancon pitch to right-handers.  While it’s not like this is a defense that doesn’t have a slew of potential leaks, but not to make the adjustment seems short-sighted.  One cannot wait to see where Dez Bryant lines up in week two…

Flying Flags- nine penalties for 55 yards…with two on special teams and seven on offense.  Five false starts (wondering what sort of drills we’ll see in Ashburn this week) and two holds.  Kory Lichtensteiger was flagged for two false starts while Trent Williams was tagged for a false start and a hold.  Most costly penalty?  Actually the sequence that saw a Vernon Davis hold wipe out a 10-yard Matt Jones run…turning a 1st & 10 at the Pittsburgh 32 into a 1st & 20 at the Washington 48.  Tack on a Trent Williams false start before the next snap and the Skins were 1st & 25 at their own 43.  They’d wind up turning the ball over on downs…missing the marker by one yard after coughing up 15 via infractions.  Pittsburgh would take the ball 67 yards on 14 plays to score just before halftime and the Skins would never be within a touchdown again.

Dissecting the Division- so Philadelphia and the New York Giants, despite making coaching changes, stand atop the NFC East?  The Giants 20-19 win over Dallas gives them the divisional record (1-0) tiebreaker and first place in the standings this week.  Philadelphia’s win over Division III Cleveland (I still believe they don’t give out scholarships with the Browns) allows the Eagles to embrace all that is Carson Wentz.  Dallas is in last place because of their 0-1 division record.  But that can all change Sunday.