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If September is “Show Me Month” in college football, October is “Moving Month”. eligible before Halloween.  Others realize that division and/or conference title hopes are all for naught.  Teams with heartbreaking losses that kept them under the radar emerge as contenders…and some schools with high hopes find themselves scrambling to scrape together six wins to become bowl eligible.  In the 21st Century, it often hinges on the school’s quarterback situation.  Can Maryland’s CJ Brown stay healthy?  Can Virginia Tech’s Michael Brewer limit the mistakes that have marred his early play?  Can Virginia’s Matt Johns convince coach Mike London to forget all about Greyson Lambert?  Actually, with a name like “Greyson Lambert” there’s no way one can forget Greyson Lambert…or the shirt brand he seems to be named after.

 

Alma Mater Update– Friday Night Failings.  It’s going to take a 24 hour period to sort out any rash thoughts about the Orange’s disappointing defeat to Louisville.  A few weeks ago I compared Friday Night Football to a Dallas episode after Pam’s dream– this past week it felt like a Coy/Vance episode of Dukes of Hazard.

 

Maryland hosts #20 Ohio State– College Park needs to brace itself for Buckeye insanity…I was at an Ohio State lacrosse game that involved students getting on the roofs of cars (their own) and one needed medical attention after a bottle was broken over his head (I believe it was his own bottle and head).  Ohio State needs to brace itself for a Terrapin team that’s made the big play a big part of their diet– 10 of their 12 touchdowns the last three weeks have come on plays of 25 yards or more.  Speed by the playmakers is one factor–another is downfield/second level blocking that springs those playmakers.  CJ Brown’s a question mark after injuring his wrist at Indiana…and backup Caleb Rowe has actually filled in well off the bench this year (66% completions, 9.9 yards per attempt, a 4-1 TD-INT ratio).   The Buckeyes know all about the challenge of replacing a veteran QB:  J.T. Barrett may have looked like a freshman against Virginia Tech, he didn’t look like one against Cincinnati (330 yards and 4 TD’s passing, 79 yards rushing).  It’s also tough to deny “Hang On Sloopy”…Terps tumble, 24-17.

Films of Fantasy I– how have they not made the rom-com “Columbus Day”?  Owen Wilson stars as OSU alum Chris who returns for homecoming and meets his three serious college girlfriends:  Kate Mara as goth-girl Nina (“just Nina.  Last names are so restrictive”), Leslie Mann as sorority nightmare Jocelyn Bradford Pinta, and Jessica Paré as “the one who got away” Maria Santa.  With Jason Sudekis and Elizabeth Moss as  “Ferdie and Izzy”, his friends from freshman year who got married and Jack Black as his old roommate who not only never graduated but still lives in the same dorm room.  Killer quote at the end:  “You know, I grew up rooting for Ohio State– and the first thing I learned was that Archie Griffin is the only two-time winner of the Heisman.  Now–I know you’re the only two time winner…of my heart.”  Break out the slow-motion clap…with multiple uses of “Hang On Sloopy”.

 

Virginia Tech at North Carolina– this is one of those early October “we might be in trouble” games. Both teams bring 0-1 ACC records into the contest…and both have given their fan base cause for concern.  Coach Frank Beamer has a QB who throws interceptions, a running game that either grinds gears or loses player to injury and a kicking game that has extra points blocked.  That’s a picnic compared to what’s happening in Chapel Hill–the Tar Heels gave up 70 points to East Carolina and 50 to Clemson.  UNC allowing 44 points a game makes me want to think about Terry Holland complaining about Jimmy Black running the Four Corners offense…not anything remotely resembling football.  The Heels boast one of the top kick returners in the game–Ryan Switzer ran back 5 punts for touchdowns for last year.  Time to find out if BEAMER BALL! can live up to its name.  Hokies hold on, 36-31.

 

Virginia plays Pitt– in prime time?  How is this a showcase game?  Believe it or not, the winner gets at least a share of the Coastal Division lead (also known as the division without Clemson and Florida State).  Both schools are 3-2…but while the Cavaliers glass is half-full (a pair of one possession games to ranked teams) the Panthers have the half-empty feel of a loss to Akron.  The Zips only other win so far has come against Howard.  Pitt’s led by runningback James Conner, whose 791 yards through 5 games is 8 yards shy of his freshman total.  Coach Mike London’s leaving Greyson Lambert’s status up on the air–which means the Magic Eight Ball has been sent out for polishing or repairs.  It was actually refreshing being able to watch a UVa game and not wonder which QB would be playing each possession.  Cavaliers with QB closure come through, 28-17.

 

Navy at Air Force– the Midshipmen are in a tailspin with two straight home losses…and head west to face the high-flying Falcons (3-1 but with wins over Nicholls State and Georgia State).  Keenan Reynolds (90 yards rushing per game) needs a little more help offensively from the weapons at his disposal.  Air Force runs the option as well– and Kale Pearson is coming off a career high 127 yards against Boise State.  Navy has won 9 of the last 12 meetings between these two schools…going 4-2 in Colorado Springs.  Sadly, the defense has sprung leaks lately…allowing 29 points a game.  Can they end what’s been a rocky start in the Rocky Mountains?  Mids come up short, 35-27.
Georgetown falls to Harvard,  Howard loses at North Carolina Central, James Madison falls at Albany, Richmond rips Liberty, Towson tops Stony Brook, Morgan State edges Florida A&M.

 

Last Week:  7-3.

Overall: 38-12.

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Just one year ago I lamented one rather underwhelming TV seasonThe Office was put out of its misery– and it was misery, make no mistake about it.  How I Met Your Mother found a way to stretch its eighth season into a ninth by having 24 episodes deal with one weekend (hey, 24 got there first– and did it a whole lot better).  Dallas even tried to soldier on minus the one Four Star General we all tuned in to watch.  Would things get even worse before they got better?

Despite the fact that Two Broke Girls remains a program people watch, 2014 is looking up.  First to clear the air about addition by subtraction:  I watched 41 minutes of Dallas this spring.  I’m over it.  I can’t buy John Ross as somebody who can master his “ABC’s”… let alone scheme on any level.  The “sensitive Christopher storyline” has Bobby’s son growing a beard and dating a single mom.  Kind of like what happened to Steve Sanders on 90120 with the Hillary Swank character, except instead of adding facial hair Ian Ziering simply started to lose hair.  Drunk Sue Ellen was shocking in 1978…not so now.  Even the burning Southfork was 30 years after the fact.  Where’s Ray Krebs when you need him?

 

Mad Men– this is “technically” the final season.  Even though they’re producing 8 this year followed by 8 more next year.  What’s going to stop shows from eventually producing 13 “one episode” seasons down the road?  Don Draper’s in a free-fall this May…with his wife in Hollywood, his work life on heavily measured life support (reporting to rookie of the year Lou) and his children being played by two of the worst actors ever (Kiernan Shipka excepted)  Instead of Bob Benson (from accounts!) cursing in Spanish, we’re cursing any and all Bobby Draper storylines.  I’m glad he traded a sandwich for gumdrops.  I’m thankful they’ve kept Gene on the sidelines for the most part.  And I’m surprised they haven’t turned Glen into the lead singer from the Turtles (they’re dead ringers).  It’s interesting how the firm is divided against itself– California/New York, Roger Sterling/Jim Cutler, Peggy/her underlings, Dawn/Stacy.  With the glacial pace this show proceeds, will there be any resolution of any of these conflicts anytime soon?  Tune in next year…but later this season.

 

The Americans– at least Sterling Cooper & Partners is one office.  Each front here is fractured (FBI, Russian Embassy, the Jennings, Stan’s family, the handlers) and somehow makes progress despite itself.  I credit the wigs.  Philip and Elizabeth are having issues managing their kids (nothing like sneaking into a neighbor’s house to play Intellivision–only to fall asleep), marriages (Martha’s this close to going over the edge in one direction or another) and methods (from Philip changing the bait for Yousaf to Elizabeth having to let her Nicaraguan protégé die).  Thank goodness Stan is being worked over by Nina and Oleg…while the gay Navy SEAL is going rogue.  It’s a credit to the writers and actors that a show with protagonists trying to bring down the U.S. hasn’t turned people off yet.

 

Turn– while the cover for these spies isn’t a travel agency in 1776 (it’s cabbage farming)…intrigue and information gathering while the other side is looking the other way isn’t that different.  Instead of the hero looking to steal stealth weaponry secrets for the USSR, the good guy in AMC’s new show is trying to get one over on the Redcoats.  There’s the unsure of himself lead who winds up being pulled into the greater cause.  There’s the forbidden love of his life he’s now working with to beat the British…along with intergenerational conflict.  There’s even a comically evil British Captain who smacks of the Ski Patrol/Cobra Kai/Alpha Beta type…only with an accent that makes you want to punch him.  The question is much like The Americans– how beholden to specific facts of history will this show be?

 

24– Jack’s back…if only in limited form.  Will the seconds count off twice as quickly?  Is there a metric hour that I didn’t know about?  After a less than awesome Season 8 that wrapped up four years ago…he’s in London this time (mixed reviews for foreign 24’s:  while Songala was cool in the movie 24: Redemption and the Season 5/6 car commercial in China was decent, Season 3’s Mexican storyline was fraught with overacting).  And Benjamin Bratt’s chasing him while his ex (Audrey’s no longer catatonic!) is married to Tate Donovan who works for her father the President (I buy James Heller as our chief executive a lot more than Wayne Palmer).  Chloe’s back with a bit of a gothic look (hopefully her personality remains the same–meaning socially incompetent) while there’s a new crisis (isn’t there always?).  There will be shooting, shouting and ridiculous plot holes.  I’m hoping this is more like Seasons 1, 2, 4 &5 than 3, 6 & 8.  WE’RE WASTING TIME!

Giving up is not the easiest thing to do…even when it is the necessary thing to do.   It means we admit we’ve either made a mistake or it’s time to try something new. And nobody wants to admit they’ve erred or go away from what they’re used to attempting.  Much like Dr. Evil in “Austin Powers” after unveiling two outside the box schemes proved faulty…”Oh, what the hell– let’s just steal a nuclear weapon like we always do!”  We’re like that with TV shows. And that’s one reason I try to limit my viewing–because just as I was on the hook for the final unwatchable two three four seasons of 90120, I don’t do well departing a series I’m invested in (for the record, “9-0” became unwatchable after Dylan left the show following his new bride’s murder).

That said– I began the season with four shows in my rotation with a fifth joining the club this winter…

Dallas– Yes, I was stuck on the Ewing schemes in the 80’s well after the “Dream Season”.  There was no way I could avoid getting sucked in to this Lone Star State sized sinkhole.  And let the record show, if they ever reboot “Happy Days”, “Cheers” and “Tales of the Gold Monkey” at the same time like they’re doing next summer with “24”, I’m going to be worthless.  How could you resist the 21st century update to JR, Bobby, Sue Ellen & Cliff?  By having the kids be annoying as hell.  JR’s kid is the “schemer”, yet seems like he can’t solve short division problems.  Bobby’s son’s answer to everything is shouting…and Cliff’s daughter went from smart scammer to dumb damsel in one season.  At least Bobby married the woman who played Sue Ellen Michke on “Seinfeld” (although there’s no mention of the Mars family fortune).  Sadly, Larry Hagman’s death brought a narrative dampener midseason.  While the show gave JR a proper sendoff and tied up loose ends nicely, I don’t know if a third season is necessary.

Mad Men– Oh, if only JR met Don Draper.  Bourbon and branch meets the Old Fashioned.–they would have had one heck of a time in Big D or the Big Apple.  While season six is still in progress we’ve seen Don careen through his professional and personal life like a bull in a china shop.  Not only did Draper  napalm the Heinz and Jaguar accounts, he started cheating on his Soap Opera actress wife with a married woman–sneaking over when her cardiac surgeon is saving lives.  All the rest is window dressing alongside Don’s descent:  a merger between SCDP and CGC (couldn’t we have just one vowel?), Pete’s retreating hairline, Peggy’s boss-crush (umm, Peg—Preppy McPrepp isn’t leaving his wife for anyone short of Daisy the Stewardess) and Rookie of the Year Bob Benson (“from accounts!  Wharton!  I’ve got two cups of coffee if you want one!”).  Add Harry Hamlin (“Roger Sterling with bad breath’) and Ted McGinley (SHARK ALERT!) to the mix and you’ve got just enough to make me sit through Sally & Bobby Draper’s scenes.  Kids just don’t fare well on this show– even Roger’s adult daughter was irritating in her limited run.

The Office– Bob Benson would be such a good Regional Manager at Dunder-Mifflin.  At its best this was one incredibly nuanced show of equal parts sweet, sour and sublime.  From Jim and Pam to Jim vs. Dwight to “I’M PRISON MIKE!”.  Ringmaster Steve Carell was the crazy glue that kept what seemed like 20 plot points working like coordinated oars in the water.   Nobody said the wrong thing at the right time better or more often.  After Michael Scott’s departure the rudderless ship foundered over the last two years but finally finds port this week.  It’s time to say goodbye… I have the same regard for “New Jim” and “Dwight Jr” as I did for “Coy & Vance Duke” and am just glad there’s not a “Poor Richard’s Pub After Dark” where today’s hottest artists happen to make tour stops.  But I still dream of a “Threat Level Midnight 2–Electric Boogaloo”.

How I Met Your Mother– And of course I’d have to go see “The Wedding Bride III” the next day.  The consistently uneven season ends–and we actually get a payoff for the third straight finale:  two years ago we learned Barney was going to be the groom at “the wedding” (How crazy!  He’s the ultimate bachelor!)…last year we learned Robin would be the bride (How crazy!  She hates marriage and he’s engaged to a stripper!).  This year we actually see “the mother”–Cristin Milioti shows up to buy one ticket to Farhampton with umbrella and bass in tow (How crazy!  We were used to being stringed along!).  Highlights include Billy Zabka at the bachelor party and Ted’s “45 days” speech.  Lowlights include Marshall’s disappearance,  Robin’s descent from confident career woman to Barney-obsessed and “Who Wants to Be a Godparent”.  Now the show’s final season will be devoted to wrapping things up.  But how will they?  I’ve heard everything from them having Ted meet the mother in the first 1 to 3 episodes…get to know her and then marry her in the finale (which they have to do to line things up for a 15 year old daughter in the 2030 flash-forwards) to all 24 episodes covering “Barney and Robin’s Wedding Weekend” with flashbacks of how each in the gang got to meet the mother– which will become exhausting.   Unless Billy Zabka’s there.  And yes, I refuse to call him William. 

The Americans–  what do I call the husband?  Phillip JenningsClark Herbert Westerfield?  Or whatever Russian name he actually goes by?  In honor of Kevin Costner in “No Way Out”, I’m going with Yuri.  Maybe they can use the same shed at Arlington National Cemetary in season two– and even board the Metro at the Georgetown stop.  Word is the show “Alias” was pitched as “Felicity’s a spy” to ABC– so it’s only fitting Keri Russell a decade and a half after playing Felicity becomes a spy.  And even if she cuts her hair (DONT!) she’ll have a wide assortment of wigs.  Perhaps it’s the spy story motif, the protagonists as KGB sleeper cel agents or the early 80’s outfits and music that makes this work (“Games Without Frontiers” the perfect coda to the season finale).  Maybe it’s because everybody is lying about something to another character at some time or another–and they kind of know it (there hasn’t been this much serial dishonesty in a cast since “Casablanca”).  Perhaps it’s the sense of fear because we know and see how good the KGB couple is at undermining our national security–and we see and know how woefully unlucky and occasionally incompetent our people are.  In a world where one of my shows makes it’s necessary departure, another probably should have taken its final bow and a third is behaving like the college student taking 3 courses a semester to reason the 6 year plan, it’s nice to see it’s “morning” for “The Americans”.  Good to see I’m moving forward with one show set in 1968 and another in 1981.  Phillip/Clark/Yuri,  meet Don Draper/Dick Whitman.