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College football lost a friend this week when actor Burt Reynolds passed away at the age of 82.  Years before tearing up interstate highways as the Bandit, Reynolds was turning defenders inside-out as a runningback at Florida State.  The recruit from West Palm Beach made his entrance with a 33-yard reception against Georgia (the Bulldogs played away non-conference games then?  How ABOUT that!) as a freshman and would score touchdowns against Louisville and Stetson (okay, so the Seminoles schedule wasn’t necessarily the toughest in the 50’s).  Injuries prevented “Buddy”, as he was called, from being any more than a flash of the pan on the gridiron…so he found a different stage (literally) for his talents.  Reynolds found a sweet spot from the mid-1970’s to the early 80’s where most everything he touched on the cinematic gridiron went for a touchdown.  And perhaps a little bit of Burt rubbed off on his roommate at Florida State–explaining Lee Corso’s entertaining presence on ESPN’s College Gameday.

Your Burt Reynolds playbook:

First Down- Smokey and the Bandit (1977). Reynolds helped turn what was basically a beer run into 96-minutes of pure cinematic fun.  If you have to audible out of that film check out The Cannonball Run (1981).  More cars, more characters, more fun.

Second Down- The Longest Yard (1974).  Prisoners against the guards as nature intended, no offense to the Adam Sandler remake.  Audible into Semi-Tough (1977).  Reynolds shares the field with Kris Kristofferson in the adaptation of Hall of Fame sportswriter Dan Jenkins’ novel.

Third Down- when you want to move the chains, you go with critical big plays.  Deliverance (1972) proved that Reynolds was more than just the guy from “Gunsmoke” and is not for the faint of heart.  You can audible out of some grisly scenes, but can’t avoid death in Boogie Nights (1997), which garnered Reynolds his only Oscar nomination.

Fourth Down- if the first three plays don’t get it done for you, I’m going to punt with Norm MacDonald’s parody/portrayal/homage/imitation of Reynolds on “Saturday Night Live”.  From auditioning for “Star Wars” to wearing a funny hat as “Turd Ferguson” on “Jeopardy”, MacDonald turned Reynolds’ cool 70’s persona inside-out.

Alma Mater Update- the Orange enter week two unbeaten and with a home game against Wagner look to reach 2-0 which is no small feat, given last year’s loss at home to Middle Tennessee.  While the high-octane SU offense is back in 2018, sadly so is a very accomodating defense.  Fingers are crossed–even with Wagner coming to the Dome.

#12 Virginia Tech (1-0) vs William & Mary (1-0), 2 p.m., (ACC Network)

So…my questions regarding a Hokies defense that was replacing eight starters may have been unfounded.  Now that they came out of Tallahassee with an ACC win, coach Justin Fuente’s team has to battle the dreaded five-day turnaround.  They also need to find better offensive consistency, as they were held to under twenty yards on six of their seven possessions in the second half.  William & Mary began its final season under Jimmye Laycock with a victory at Bucknell, but will be hard-pressed to repeat that feat in Blacksburg.   Hokies make it happen, 41-16.

Navy (0-1) vs. Memphis (1-0), 330 p.m. (CBS Sports Network)

The Midshipmen’s flight back from Hawaii was made longer by their 59-41 loss to the Rainbow Warriors.  The option offense is built for many things–and rallying from 28 points down is definitely not one of them.  While the offense appears to be in midseason form with Malcolm Perry and Zach Abey but the defense looks like it’s going to go through some growing pains minus last year’s top tackler Micah Thomas.  It doesn’t get any easier–this week they attempt to contain a Tigers team that tacked 66 points on the board in their opener.  Memphis replaced starting quarterback Brady White after the junior threw five touchdown passes with freshman Brady McBride.  I think they both get a discount at Vineyard Vines.  Midshipmen fall 37-31.

Maryland (1-0) at Bowling Green (0-1), 6 p.m. (ESPN+)

The Terps try to follow up their upset of Texas by winning on the road against a Falcons team that actually led Oregon 10-0 behind quarterback Jared Doege.  While Maryland’s offense provided quite a bit of sizzle in week one with Jeshaun Jones scoring on touchdown runs and receptions while throwing for a score, the steak is a defense that turned the Longhorns over three times in the fourth quarter.  They’ll need another superior effort to get out of Mid-American Conference country with a victory.  Funfact;  the second-leading rusher in Bowling Green history is “Dave Preston”, who led the MAC in rushing as a sophomore before playing six years with the Denver Broncos in the NFL.  Sadly, I’m not him.  Terrapins triumph, 30-20.

Virginia (1-0) at Indiana (1-0), 7:30 p.m., (Big Ten Network)

The Cavaliers of 2017 won on the arm of Kurt Benkert, tried to run to keep foes honest and employed a defense that hung on for dear life.  If week one is any indication (and we know that week one wins against FCS schools carry a caveat), this year’s success is going to arrive thanks to a punishing running game and stingy defense.  I wouldn’t expect UVa to air it out 66 times against the Hoosiers like they did last September.  Peyton Ramsey led IU to victory in Charlottesville last year as redshirt freshman;  expect plenty of short stuff in the passing game (in nine career games Ramsey averages under 10 yards per completed pass).  Kippy & Buffy aren’t messing around with any short stuff at their tailgate:  Conundrum White 2015 “lures you with scents of apricot, pear and honeysuckle.”  There’s also a “hint of oak” that I think is more of a strong suggestion. I suggest a pairing with brie and crostini.  Cavaliers come up short, 31-28.


Georgetown beats Campbell, Howard slips at Kent State, James Madison beats Norfolk State, Richmond handles Fordham, Towson tumbles at Wake Forest.

Last Week: 5-4.

The Burgundy and Gold entered divisional play with a thrilling 27-23 loss at the defending Super Bowl champions’ field.  Unfortunately the inability to cover Victor Cruz has consequences…as does turning the ball over repeatedly in the second half.  Plus, there’s even a little injury added to the insult…and a comeback for Captain Chaos.

RG3ver– the rookie threw for 258 yards and two touchdowns… while tossing an interception and losing a fumble.  Nice moxie against the divisional bully… as we are beginning to run out of superlatives.

Alfred the Great– #46 enjoyed another stellar afternoon… rumbling for 120 yards on 22 carries.  Although he did lose a fumble, the other Redskins rookie is piecing together one solid season (averaging 87 yards a game on the ground).

The Bakery is Open– after turning the ball over four times in six weeks… the turnovers were flying out of the oven in the second half– three fumbles and an interception.  Ouch…

Triumvirate Hex?– Fred Davis was on his way to repeating 2011’s breakout campaign when the tight end tore his Achilles… abruptly ending his season after 24 catches and 325 yards (but no touchdowns).  With Malcolm Kelly and Devin Thomas both out of the league– perhaps the 2008 second round trio has a curse hanging over it.

Keeping  Cool with Cooley– with the team’s leading receiver out for the year, the Skins dialed up their past by inking Chris Cooley.  Following the rush of excitement surrounding #47’s return to Redskins Park, the fact that the 30 year old was released in August may start to sink in around the beltway.  After notching a career high 83 catches in 2008, Cooley missed 20 of 48 games over the next three seasons… tallying 8 receptions over 5 games last year.  Much like the 007 fans first excited by the return of Sean Connery for “Diamonds are Forever”– and then realizing he’d gained 20 pounds since “You Only Live Twice” ( a movie he was out of shape for)*.  I’m not saying Cooley is out of shape, but he’s not the player he was 4 years or even 2 years ago.

Third and Lukewarm– the Skins converted 6 of 13 third downs… beginning with a bang (4 of 5 to start) and winding up with a whimper (misfiring all 4 fourth quarter attempts).  What’s nice is that the team was in more third and short (4 of 5 on 3rd and 1-3) situations as opposed to third and long (1-4 on 3rd and 7+).  Leonard Hankerson was the surprisingly popular target (3 receptions and 1 conversion).

Grading the D?…Sounds about right– the 32nd ranked pass defense gave fans a mixed bag:  was it the unit that intercepted Eli Manning twice in the second half or the one that coughed up three straight double digit play drives for points in the first half?  The pass rush notched just one sack and the D allowed the Giants to convert 8 of 12 third downs.

Kerrigan Contained– when Brian Orakpo and Adam Carriker went down to season-ending injuries… many wondered when teams would figure out a way to isolate Ryan Kerrigan.  The second year player notched just one tackle against the Giants–and with London Fletcher banged up with a leg injury, the team can ill afford to have another game where #91 is limited.

What Kicking Controversy?– Kai in week two with the team goes 3-3 on field goal attempts… with both extra points converted.  Pinch me… I’m dreaming.

Dissecting the Division– the Giants have a game and a half lead and would own the #3 seed in the NFC.  Philadelphia is in second place because of a better record than Dallas in common games… and the four-time defending cellar dwelling Skins have a half game lead for last.

North Star… and a waste in the West– the NFC North creeps past the West for the best division (16-10 to 16-12)… while the AFC West continues to drop (9-15).  The interconference contest?  A landslide looking 19-9 in favor of the NFC…with no division in the AFC owning a winning record.

*Diamonds suffered not only because Connery was past his Bond prime– but a script that played for more laughs and a foppish Blofeld with hair turned the movie from a potential revenge filled film to a lark.